Terrible Twos?!

He's three.

In 20 days he will be four.

This can't be normal for a child his age.

I should already know that there is no such thing as normal.

Matthew never did stuff like this.

Today Ethan gave me a double whammy.

He cut his own hair.

He flushed directions down the toilet. (attempted, anyways.)

He lied about all of it.

Someone tell me he'll stop this.

Please.

I'm really thinking that I should have enjoyed his 'twos' more.

He saved up the naughty for his 'fours.'